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29 May 2006 - Midnight


Well, schools out! and yes the LAST month of holiday has began. And yes, starting off it great would be a nice class outing later this afternoon.. seems like a very interesting lay out planned already, (below this post), but, unfortunately i am not able to go, but no diff =) u guys have fun and happy birthday in advance to Daryl!

btw, here are the pictures on the fri aka last day of sch..











The pictures turned out well =) and so was dinner.. cept there was no movie =(..
great one peeps


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Random pic



Lol, see who can figure out this puzzle.
hint: chek's mistake

btw, i welcome chek as one of the admins now.. welcome on-board..



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So i was doing some searching and found the funny video that was played in lt 2 some time back.. the dude in black is called hard gay.. seems he is really gay and an ex-wresler.. do watch with an open mind and if ur offended.. too bad.. i had some laughs. hope u do too..










27 May 2006 - Prelude to daryl's Bdae!


sup, daryl asked me to post this up cos i'm an admin lol. this is the schedule for daryl's party. promise to have lots of funs and candid pictures to be taken!

Plan
1400- Meet-up at Arena
1415- Golf at Arena
1600- Bowling at Arena
1700- Head home
1730- Shower/ Cook
1830- Cook/ Eat
2200- Movies at my place (Pls bring DVDs)
0100- Games(Anyone bringing a playstation) 0300- Lights out
0800- Get up/ Shower
0930- Head to Jurong Point
1000- Breakfast at Jurong Point
1100- Head for Jurong East
1130- Ice-skating
1500- Lunch
1600- End

If you are going to my house
-Go to Boon Lay MRT
-Go to the bus interchange
-Take bus number 242
-When you see Juying Secondary School, press the bell and alight at
the next stop
-As soon as you come out of the bus, to your left is the back of some
terrace houses. Walk in that direction and turn left. Continue and
turn right at the road junction.
-Walk in and turn right once more
-Continue walking till you reach house number 156

* aug's nice signature here*

Part 2
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If you're going directly to Arena Country Club
-Take 182 or 193 from the bus interchange.
-After you pass the civil service institute on your right, keep an eye out for the club on your left. The busstop isafter the4 next traffic light.
-There is a stop directly in front of the club.

Note
Anyone who has any nice DVDs or console games pls bring. You'll have to bring the console yourself coz i don't have any. Pls bring money for bowling and ice-skating the next day. If you want to bring your own bowling ball or golf sticks feel free to do so.
Here is a list of people. Please contact me if there's any change to be made.


Confirmed available

Daryl Lwin
Rachel Pang
Carmen Ching
Lee Chek Haw
Stifen
Augustine Chua
Clement Oh
Lai Zihui
Lim Kewen
Seejay Tan
Myron Tay
Teng Han Yong
Derek Lor
Yong Yi Wee
Lao Yu Don
Sui Lan
Clarance Ho
Soo Ying
Rose


Confirmed Unavailable

Tushar Jain
Ephraim Lin
Ryan Foo

25 May 2006 - Update


So, thanks for the current updates peepz, really helps keep this place alive, of course in days to come i do not expect the post to be as frequent as it is now, but i do hope that your would still find time to post.

A few interesting updates, firstly the links as Yudon has updated, lol after i have slacked on it for quite a while. u can find it on the bottom left corner. Secondly, i wanna welcome chek the haw, as an admin! lol. hopefully u dun jack urself up here yeah? Lastly, i have finally gotten a new signature. muhahhaa! after looking at cj and lan's sigs, can't help it la.. must have..

K now for my interesting post! well as an admin, i have certain.. powers.. and yes, i can see who actually fake on the tagboard! well chek, thanks for impersonating me ytd. and when i say thanks i mean no thanks XD so, i decided to put this up as proof of "self-jack"



So as u notice the IP (internet protocol) 202.156.228.42 appears 4 times. Chek actually quadruple posted. Posing as both aug and me and yes, self-jacking himself too. lol. =P sry chek, lol. too bad =P


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So to end on a light note, tomorrow is the end of term 2! what a term it has been. and finally rest for us all, or as sivam calls it. "catch up to tutorial time" Well, tomorrow i would be snapping away. =) *forewarn*

ps. my sig rocks.


24 May 2006 - Ancient Chinese saying by yu-don


me again. being chinese, we all have the priveledge to belong to one of the most distinguished, majestic cultures of all time. now the chiense are really funky people: they eat swallow's saliva, they get turned on by fat girls with shrunken feet, and they shake their own hands when seeing each other. on top of thath, they also so many ancient sages with so many wise proverbs, all of them instrumental in shaping our society as it is today. so without further ado, allow me to present some of them:

ANCIENT CHINESE SAYINGS

confucius say: man who goes to bed with itchy butt, wake up with smelly finger.

confucius say: man who drops watch in toilet is in for shitty time.

confucius say: man who runs in front of car, gets tired. man who runs behind car, get exhausted.

confucius say: man who has both hands in pocket is feeling cocky.

confucius say: karl marx's grave is just old communist plot.

confucius say: man who slashes his wrists is bloody fool.

confucius say: man who kills himself deserve to die.

confucius say: man like carpark lot: all the good ones are taken, the ones left are handicapped.

confucius say: marriage is like eating at restaurant. you order what you want, then you want what the next table has.

AND TO TAKE THE CAKE:

confucius say: bruce lee better than chuck norris.


ill put up more if i think of them. cya all.

yu-don.

24 May 2006 - is he waiting for her??


chek @ bleachers

ok.. i was made admin yesterday and today augi kept pestering me to make a post. well here it is.. today while me and zihui were walking out of the school we saw someone sitting at the bleachers all alone seemingly waiting for someone. turns out to be chek and i managed to take this on my handphone.. haha. i'll be posting more pictures on the photo blog next time..


22 May 2006 - Pic-cy for the day


Pic-cy for the day




and here's one of my favourite physics question:

Which has a larger mass - A bag of feathers weighing 1kg on the bathroom scale, or a block of steel weighing 1kg on the same bathroom scale?


20 May 2006 - chuck norris facts


When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)

Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

A picture is worth a thousand words. A Chuck Norris is worth 1 billion words.

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.


thus is the greatness of the man revealed. and if you've never heard of this divine entity called chuck norris, go dl wand watch ' the president's man' , you uncivilised imbecile. yu-don out.

19 May 2006 - This going to be long


Hi Sa3, elf here again for a series of updates and news


Lets start of by a few admin issues, first of all, i'm sure you people noticed that i have added 2 new columns in the left panel.. namely, admins and hits.
Admins : yeah so this are all the ppl who are posting on this webblog.. mm btw don, dun rip my spine out yet. send me a better pic, i'll be glad to post it up cause.. thats the only pic i have of u lol.
Hits : this is namely for me to see how many people hit this webblog.. however. many ppl are playing a fool with it. . . cj! lol so yeah we have 1.7 k visitors in um one hour. how nice. -_-|


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ok. next up, would be this cool thing aug, rach and i did cause we were bored, i don't know if u can see it, but here it is!





So i'm the S,
Rach's the A,
& Aug's the 3..


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k so on Monday, 7 of us headed out to marina square for lunch. well late lunch. after much thought, we decided to eat at soul garden. ooo.. yes a buffet, how nice.. well, we went out also because the next day was holiday. bless the poling day.

So, we ate like a hell lot. from chicken to beef to don's meat in egg recipe to the fabulous ice cream and not forgetting the satay which we didn't finish.. well of course when ur full and about to vomit. u'll play! so yeah we did play wif our food. muhahaha.. and zihui got sabo-ed lol.. lucky chek's cam was available. megapixel sia.... so thats how we got our photo below there..

after that we went for bowling at our usual place. rach, don and i sat back and relax why the other 4 peeps battle it out.

meanwhile, chek, derek, zihui, don was not going to watch mi3 together wif us, but in the end, after much persistence from us, chek finally admitted defeat and thus zihui too =) so the 5 of us went down to catch mi3.

mi3 was great. shan't spoil it for u all. but the only thing i must tell is. don't stay for the full credits, they won't reveal what is the rabbits foot. =)





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Finally, it seems our blog has been linked by Gayle Goh's blog. so, umm.. not much comments on it but.. i wonder why -_- and most imp, how. btw do click on her name to go to her blog, dk wants us to read the post which referred to the NE dialog too..

Well guess thats all i have for you all.. last week of sch peeps. w00oo00?

ps. donryan is back up. but i have a feeling it wouldn't be too long be4 it becomes a red cross again..

17 May 2006 - Bad day


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So.. i guess i know why donryan has disappeared.. haha.. yes ppl elf here again.. k so i guess ill need another nice server to upload that gif.. any good idea people?

Anyway, seems like everything is failing. uploaded the photos for the Monday class outing but .. .. i see crosses.. sian.. guess its just not my day.. will try again tmr.. anyway, whos up for davinci code + Xmen 3!!??!!??

12th May 2006 - Holiday


So, i can't believe today is only friday. feels so sat u know what i mean. haha, yes elf here with another post, this time its about ability. and capability. and specialty. whom u may ask? the person whom we all know as ceejay. lol, so i was playing dota (as always) and i received an interesting picture from cj (ceejay) yup, so i decided to showcase his "powers" here.. lol sry myron and aug, but u were the lucky few selected. 2nd pic inverted to show aug's face clearer.. ahaha..

Enjoy the long weekend class. and remember, this mon we're watching MI3. yeah!




6th May 2006 - Action


elf here again with yet another interesting post XD. So.. Ive decided to personalise this blog slightly more then we should =). Our 2 "muscular" man in the class. Though don really could rip off our spines and ryan perhaps could crush your neck. that's besides the point anyway.. ha! so the pic below which took me a long time to make, def depicts muscularity haha. hope to have more of this pictures up. which really tells us "WHAT GOES ON IN THE FREAKING CLASS" definitely answers sivam's question.. enjoy this pic and the weekend..

(The picture might take a while to load but when it has loaded it will be enjoyed.) lol duh.

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5th May 2006 - Changing a lightbulb


elf here, this the article which has brought realism in many of our lives. thought i would share with you all, though i guess many of you already read it.. but for those who have not....

meanwhile, seems like this blog is kicking off nicely. so, i guess i will put the rest of the bowling pics up.. anyone with pictures wanting me to put up can send me online, i can place it in the "random things that happen in class" slot.. and soon i would put pics of the junior class outing + us, k.. enjoy =)

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Q: How many RJC students does
it take to change a lightbulb??
A: 4 whole faculties. One fac to design the
new bulb,one fac to test it out, one fac to
market it and one guy to write a stupid Email about
lightbulbs.

Q: How many HCJC students does it take to
change a lightbulb?
A: The whole school.....to compete with
RJC.........

Q: How many VJC students does it take to
change a lightbulb?
A: The whole school.......one to screw it in and
the rest to cheer and wave flags and
banners to give him/her support.

Q: How many NJC students does it take to
change a lightbulb??
A: None. They can study without light.

Q: How many AJC students does it take to
change a lightbulb??
A: They're too busy trying to be one of the
top 5 JCs...

Q: How many ACJC students does it take to
change lightbulb??
A: None......they use all their money to
employ YJC to do it for them.


Q: How many YJC students does it take to
change a lightbulb??
A: None.....only one teacher to tell them
what a lightbulb is in the first place and to
demonstrate (how do you think they're able to
change it for AC?)

Q: How many CJC students does it take to
change a lightbulb??
A: They'd prefer it darker..........
(hmmm...*raise eyebrow*)......

Q: How many JJC students does it take to
change a lightbulb??
A: None......Their physics is so bad that they
make the male teacher cry. ( not true hor!)

Q: How many TPJC students does it take to
change a lightbulb??
A: Would they bother??

Q: How many SAJC students does it take to
change a lightbulb??
A: None.....they believe in praying for it.

Q: How many NYJC students does it take to
change a lightbulb??
A: None.....they are still using oil lamps.

Q: How many SRJC students does it take to
change a lightbulb??
A: Huh, wat litebarb ...

Q: Dun you guys wonder who wrote this?
A: TJC!

Q: How many TJC students does it take to
change the lightbulb?
A: None. They think they are very bright
already.

Q: How many PJC students does it take to
change the lightbulb?
A: F**K the lightbulb la, the principal will
do something bout it. let's do 300 jumping jacks
for not wearing the proper school attire.

Q: How many MI students does it take to
change the lightbulb?
A: 100, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 99 to turn
the ceiling.

5th May 2006 - Noobish Assessment of Physical Frail-ness (Assss)


Yup, annual napfa again. One wonders what's the point of having tat stupid test since nowadays we all press buttons and use nukes to bomb ppl's asses anyway. Oh well.. guess it's to make PE teachers to have something to do during PE.

Back to our class.

GP spent watching the chinese version of "despo housewives and their daughters" which is so enticing we were late for PE. As usual nice and kind Mrs Terry Chia din kaobei (she's later den us).
and so SA3 embark on the exciting journey to the tracks, facing 6 life-threatening Obstacles in their way! Can they make it!? Stay tune for the next episode!!!!




Next episode: After running to and fro (warm up) like retards, we started with Pull-ups. Chek the god as usual pulled the bar off the thingy and the teacher said he failed. that is so not fair.
congrats to don for scoring 12 using the remaining pull up bars!!

Shuttle-run: As the name clearing explains it, we took turns running after the shuttle bus. The objective is to touch the shuttle bus and run back. Poor scotch tape on the ground was grounded to dust by several of our fast runners. A red (better) scotch tape was employed. Good job to everyone!

Coming up the sit-ups! Bloody ass! I din cup my hands to my ears and got 42 (43 for A) #$%$%&!!! When u're at war would u even bother?! to cup ur hands to ur ears!? For wat?! artillery too loud aR! oh well i'm fine with a B. Lol

On with standing board jumps: We all took turns to stand on the board and jump. woo! How simple. Nice one to myron who got a bloody 273 nm!!! (Rumour has it that he eats frog legs for supper)

Last of the 5 stations----- Sit and reach. As usual, our 8th wonder of the world did a 70cm push!! [insert picture taken using clement and ah lan's phone here]

Finally the 240km run. Our class did well overall and it wasnt long before rachel ticked all the names for running 6rounds. Nice one Ephraim for rubbing ur hands against ur wheels for those 6 rounds!! Well done everyone!

p.s chek the god got leg injury during the intense bottle cap match in 5.6 during the three periods. he perservered and finished Napfa with the rest of the class!!!

Good luck to our gals next week for their turn of NAPFA!!!
(p.p.s the note written above (p.s) was bull shit. Chek wanna pon!!)
-Aug out-

3rd May 2006



yu-don here. will be one of the other bloggers ( yes i own a blog! horror of horros!) who will contribute on a (i hope) regular basis besides ephraim and i heard auggie. anyone else that contributes, do set up a blogger account and tell ephraim your username so he can let you in on the whole thing. if anything i won't be posting up too much photos or anything, but would probably just contribute random thoughts of events being held in the school or something. like today's Gp exam. totally a bloody waste of everyone's time i think. hope everyone did well btw. anyway can't wait for the stupid term to end and the hols to begin. maybe we could do something in the hols. one alternative idea would be to post any potential class outing on the tagboard or as posts. then we'll go from there. oh and anyone who wants his or her blog linked, just give your blog add on the tagboard or smthin and we'll try to add it asap. yup thats about all i have to say. kudos to ephraim who set this up. lets hope it doesnt die down soon. and before i leave:

Bowling - 10/03/06

















Fun - 0 - Rama 14/02/06




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