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24 May 2006 - Ancient Chinese saying by yu-don


me again. being chinese, we all have the priveledge to belong to one of the most distinguished, majestic cultures of all time. now the chiense are really funky people: they eat swallow's saliva, they get turned on by fat girls with shrunken feet, and they shake their own hands when seeing each other. on top of thath, they also so many ancient sages with so many wise proverbs, all of them instrumental in shaping our society as it is today. so without further ado, allow me to present some of them:

ANCIENT CHINESE SAYINGS

confucius say: man who goes to bed with itchy butt, wake up with smelly finger.

confucius say: man who drops watch in toilet is in for shitty time.

confucius say: man who runs in front of car, gets tired. man who runs behind car, get exhausted.

confucius say: man who has both hands in pocket is feeling cocky.

confucius say: karl marx's grave is just old communist plot.

confucius say: man who slashes his wrists is bloody fool.

confucius say: man who kills himself deserve to die.

confucius say: man like carpark lot: all the good ones are taken, the ones left are handicapped.

confucius say: marriage is like eating at restaurant. you order what you want, then you want what the next table has.

AND TO TAKE THE CAKE:

confucius say: bruce lee better than chuck norris.


ill put up more if i think of them. cya all.

yu-don.