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5th May 2006 - Changing a lightbulb


elf here, this the article which has brought realism in many of our lives. thought i would share with you all, though i guess many of you already read it.. but for those who have not....

meanwhile, seems like this blog is kicking off nicely. so, i guess i will put the rest of the bowling pics up.. anyone with pictures wanting me to put up can send me online, i can place it in the "random things that happen in class" slot.. and soon i would put pics of the junior class outing + us, k.. enjoy =)

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Q: How many RJC students does
it take to change a lightbulb??
A: 4 whole faculties. One fac to design the
new bulb,one fac to test it out, one fac to
market it and one guy to write a stupid Email about
lightbulbs.

Q: How many HCJC students does it take to
change a lightbulb?
A: The whole school.....to compete with
RJC.........

Q: How many VJC students does it take to
change a lightbulb?
A: The whole school.......one to screw it in and
the rest to cheer and wave flags and
banners to give him/her support.

Q: How many NJC students does it take to
change a lightbulb??
A: None. They can study without light.

Q: How many AJC students does it take to
change a lightbulb??
A: They're too busy trying to be one of the
top 5 JCs...

Q: How many ACJC students does it take to
change lightbulb??
A: None......they use all their money to
employ YJC to do it for them.

Q: How many YJC students does it take to
change a lightbulb??
A: None.....only one teacher to tell them
what a lightbulb is in the first place and to
demonstrate (how do you think they're able to
change it for AC?)

Q: How many CJC students does it take to
change a lightbulb??
A: They'd prefer it darker..........
(hmmm...*raise eyebrow*)......

Q: How many JJC students does it take to
change a lightbulb??
A: None......Their physics is so bad that they
make the male teacher cry. ( not true hor!)

Q: How many TPJC students does it take to
change a lightbulb??
A: Would they bother??

Q: How many SAJC students does it take to
change a lightbulb??
A: None.....they believe in praying for it.

Q: How many NYJC students does it take to
change a lightbulb??
A: None.....they are still using oil lamps.

Q: How many SRJC students does it take to
change a lightbulb??
A: Huh, wat litebarb ...

Q: Dun you guys wonder who wrote this?
A: TJC!

Q: How many TJC students does it take to
change the lightbulb?
A: None. They think they are very bright
already.

Q: How many PJC students does it take to
change the lightbulb?
A: F**K the lightbulb la, the principal will
do something bout it. let's do 300 jumping jacks
for not wearing the proper school attire.

Q: How many MI students does it take to
change the lightbulb?
A: 100, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 99 to turn
the ceiling.