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physics jokes for all


guess i was bored and found this off the net..

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Issac Newton: Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest, chickens in motion tend to cross roads.
Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends on your frame of reference.
Andre Ampere: To keep up with current events.
Ohm: There was more resistance on this side of the road.
Alexander Graham Bell: To get to the nearest phone.
Robert Boyle: She had been under too much pressure at home.
Thomas Edison: She thought it would be an illuminating experience.
Richard Feynman: It didn't cross the road to the other side. It actually came back to where it started but was momentarily moving backward in time.
Hawkings: The first seconds made the universe in such a way that chickens cross the road.

Q: What did the male magnet say to the female magnet?A: From your backside, I thought you were repulsive. However, after seeing you from the front, I find you rather attractive.

The Sex Life of an Electron
One night when his charge was pretty high, Micro Henry decided to try to get a cute little coil to let him discharge. He picked up Millie Amp and took her for a ride on his Mega cycle. They rode across the Wheatstone bridge, around by the sine wave, and stopped in a magnetic field by a flowing current.

Micro Henry, attracted by Millie's characteristic curves, soon had her resistance at a minimum and his field was fully excited. He laid her on the ground potential, raised her frequency, lowered her capacitance and pulled out his high voltage probe. He inserted his probe into her test socket, connected them in paralell, and began to short circuit her shunt.

Fully excited Millie Amp exclaimed, "Mho, mho, mho." With his tube operating at it's maximum peak current and her coil vibrating from the current flow, she soon reached her maximum peak potential. The excess current flow had gotten her coil hot and Micro Henry started rapidly discharging and soon had drained off every last electron.

They fluxed all night trying various connections and sockets, until Micro Henry's bar magnet had lost all of it's field strength. Afterwards, Millie Amp tried self induction and damaged her solenoid. With his batteries fully discharged, Micro Henry was unable to further excite his generator, so they ended it all by reversing polarity and blowing each other's fuses.
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